A division 1 team today discovered an entirely unknown player on the team’s player facebook group.
“We were astonished” said chairman Garth Babineaux. “We thought it must be some guy having a laugh, but on further investigation, it turned out he actually did play for us.”
Jake Oakhill, apparently a cornerback, has a 95% training attendance rate, and told Daily Britball he had been present at all four of his teams games so far, but that “nobody really speaks to [him]”.
Carl Foster, a fellow defensive back said “I definitely didn’t know anybody called Jake, but Garth pointed him out on Facebook, and what do you know, there he is, profile picture in the full kit and everything.”
Unfortunately, Babineaux confirmed, that as he is wearing a helmet in his profile picture, nobody is actually sure what Oakhill looks like.